Ted Vs Vet

May 27th
Ted had to go to the vets today.He has been twice before for his jabs,so no suprise that he was a quivering wreck as we approched the surgery. But honestly.....what a drama queen. Big fuss from the receptionist and the vet was gushing about how well behaved he was. Last of his vaccination given we return home....not with angel dog but the devil in disguise. He went mad punishing us for having taken him by nipping and bitting and running around like a headless chicken............heaven help us when we take him for the chop in a few months.............

May 28th

This morning I was greeted by the FULL MONTY .Ok I did get up half an hour late[6.30].Trying to clean up is a nightmare every mop,cloth and spray somehow become his favourite play toy. I have tried putting him outside with bribes....food.....milk.....his own brush and mop BUT nothing keeps him happy as he puts his face up to the glass door crying. NOT that he deserves it but today he had a new basket[more expense] He is thrilled with it. he lies on his back looking as if he is sunbathing.ENOUGH OF THE CUTEY stuff Ted is still the weeing,shi.... demanding bundle of white[mud coverd] fluff that no advert shows....................


30th May
OH YES......WE LUV TED. nice clean living space this morning. {I couldnt help but wonder if he wasnt well] Of course his good behaviour didnt last long. I have what I can only describe as a well cared and cherished red rose bush .Or I did have. How could one small animal climb into a large ceramic pot and totaly destroy a thorny well established[sentimental valued] plant and look so bloody PROUD of himself, I belive that there are some very realistic plastic plants in the shops now...............do they do plastic dogs?l