Bark Anyone?

Oh my oh my what have I let myself in for....Ted has been a total nightmare today. HE WONT eat his food but is eating bark wood shavings mud slugs and anything that doesnt move. I took him for a walk. We were out for two hours; great you think NO NO NO most of the time he was being gushed over by passers by. Ted thought it was wonderful he did his cute face licked their hands PRETENDED to listen as they talked to him and ignored me, returned home where he promptly weed on the floor and ran out before I could repremand him. HE THEN BARKED relentlesly as I tried to eat a sandwich[its hard to resist giving in to him just to SHUT HIM UP] He finally gave up and fell asleep[on the couch] all is forgiven AGAIN......until tomorrow