Bark Anyone?

Oh my oh my what have I let myself in for....Ted has been a total nightmare today. HE WONT eat his food but is eating bark wood shavings mud slugs and anything that doesnt move. I took him for a walk. We were out for two hours; great you think NO NO NO most of the time he was being gushed over by passers by. Ted thought it was wonderful he did his cute face licked their hands PRETENDED to listen as they talked to him and ignored me, returned home where he promptly weed on the floor and ran out before I could repremand him. HE THEN BARKED relentlesly as I tried to eat a sandwich[its hard to resist giving in to him just to SHUT HIM UP] He finally gave up and fell asleep[on the couch] all is forgiven AGAIN......until tomorrow

Toilet Training

Up at 6.30am.Taking no chances that Ted would be leaving me little presents to clean up.He might be small and cute,but honestly some mornings I need wellingtons....After telling him what a wonderfull well behaved little darling hes been....he promptly runs under the table and wee wees...great. Now its time for the dreaded walk with a lead ..... I dont like giving him carpet burns on his bum BUT I have been told to persevere. 15minutes later I am worn out, however we are making progress...... 10YARDS........ There's always tomorrow to look forward to and try try and try again.

Returned home after leaving Ted for a couple of hours.YES it did look like we had been burgled. Not limited to clearing up but financial as well,Camera cable chewed through. AH well .....a little cock of his head and all is forgiven...............

PS. Just found telephone cable chewed .I wonderd why no one was ringing me. NOW I am SLIGHTLY ANNOYED